and saw my younger brother relaxing like a kinggggggg on my bed lmao -.- cute cute <3

but i still kicked his ass out, hahaha

got a swimming pool in my living room

shoutout to the nigga thas gon` fail w/a 15% named helen chan

shoutout to the nigga thas gon` complain lika lil BITCH when she fails named helen chan

shoutout to the nigga —ME

ohhhh yesssss, she hates me <3

get me the vanilla/beige or brown/light brown michael korrrrrrrz bag and i will lalalaaaaahv you f o r e v e r <3

the second stupidest, pathetic-est, retarded-est thing i have ever heard.

the first would be actually using it.

• you seriously don’t have to fucking yell “WHAT?!?!?!” when you’re 7 inches away from my door. shut the fuck up and take a fucking step towards the person you’re talking to, dumbass.
• stop complaining in front of me that you do everything around the house when i have better shit to worry about, like my job and school. and you just have to worry about neither of those. PLUS I’M NOT EVEN HOME 95% OF THE TIME SO IDGAFFFF
• my money, NOT yours. i spend it how i want, when i want, whenever i want. YOU didn’t stand in a stupid retail store for hours for days a week making some chump change. I DID.
• you are NOT on any higher pedestal the second a guest walks into our house. because no doubt in my mind, i will yell at you and your guest to be the fuck out.